versaceslut:

me too girl me too

I’d climb that like a damn treeeeeee

(via troyesivan)

dude just wait until the banjo drops
my friend talking about mumford & sons (via howidiotic)

(via nagelxo)

alohabitchesss:

daaaaaayum

(Source: mancebos, via nagelxo)

zufallstreffer:

astrosloth2016:

I’m not saying that I’m an amazing actor but i HAVE won as many Oscars as Leonardo DiCaprio

let’s be honest we’re all just reblogging that as long as we still can

(Source: punsatisfying, via funniestshit)

lustire:

when my mum makes me try on clothes i hate

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I laughed too hard at this, omg

(via funniestshit)

awellkept-secret:

this guy in my class said his brother lost his wallet in Canada and someone shipped it back with souvenirs

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(via brittanyseymour)

stormeri asked: Can you speak Canadian for me?

zeroyalviking:

I’ll have a large double double

(Source: paralysedbeaver, via brittanyseymour)

  • Other people:

    wow what a perfect morning for a run

  • Me:

    wow what a perfect morning to go the fuck back to sleep

Student.
19 years old.
Science fiction nerd.
Sorority girl.