This is the single most important invention of 2014. No question about it.
NICOLA NICOLA LOOK
You mean my fellow penguins would guide me places and it would solve my always getting lost because of my dire sense of direction problem?
Is this real life? Where can I get this???—
sometimes when I’m angry or stressed or sad I think about whales just swimming around in the ocean, doing whale shit. like, they’re the biggest goddamn mammals on the planet. they don’t have time for little problems. there’s too much chill-ass whale shit to do.
basically what I am saying is that whales are my happy place.
That was so comforting